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    Can I suggest

    I think this is in your size sir.

    or

    Cheeky!

    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

    #2
    It's not going to work twice Walter.
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
    Originally posted by vetran
    Urine is quite nourishing

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      #3
      Sir, we don't fit the condoms; you have to do that at home.
      "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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        #4
        I AM wearing a mask.

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          #5
          Goodness sake, when we said you couldn't wear pyjamas or dressing gowns we didn't mean Nothing!
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #6
            "Control this is sierra69, we're going to need a bigger vest, I'm strapping myself in!"
            But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger

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              #7
              You're gonna need a bigger towel than that luv.
              'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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                #8
                Will you please wipe after you swipe?

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
                  Will you please wipe after you swipe?
                  By the way.. you notice how this lady is doing the kind thing when she finds a stranger butt nekkid in the vicinity. She isn't slamming the door and calling the police!!
                  'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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                    #10
                    I know we said it was our "everything off" sale sir...

                    How do you wish to pay sir?

                    The studio for naked Attraction is that way sir!
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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