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Previously on "Mordac and Suityou01's First Day at Facebook today"

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post

    I'm AMAZED nobody has similarly told us "I don't use Farcebook or Instagorm so I didn't notice" yet, they normally love any opportunity.
    Mmm...

    I don't use them and didn't feel like checking my WhatsApp messages so only found out when I heard the news.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by Paralytic View Post

    Is that the main reason you hang about CUK. scraping the barrel?
    FTFY

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by ladymuck View Post

    Absolutely. I do like the feeling of superiority
    That's not superiority that's NLUKs silk underwear!

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  • ladymuck
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    Originally posted by Paralytic View Post

    Is that the main reason you hang about CUK. Easy pickings?
    It's a requirement under the terms of my care in the community sentence.

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  • Paralytic
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    Originally posted by ladymuck View Post

    Absolutely. I do like the feeling of superiority
    Is that the main reason you hang about CUK. Easy pickings?

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  • ladymuck
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post

    But nevermind that, ladymuck got the opportunity to look down on some people.
    Absolutely. I do like the feeling of superiority

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by eek View Post

    It's not even DNS, it's BGP which runs above DNS and which few people vaguely go near.

    I had to dig back to knowledge from 1995 to grasp what was going on.
    But nevermind that, ladymuck got the opportunity to look down on some people.

    I'm AMAZED nobody has similarly told us "I don't use Farcebook or Instagorm so I didn't notice" yet, they normally love any opportunity.

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  • eek
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    Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
    Hearing the numpties on R4 Today programme trying to get a grasp of DNS was funny this morning.
    It's not even DNS, it's BGP which runs above DNS and which few people vaguely go near.

    I had to dig back to knowledge from 1995 to grasp what was going on.

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  • ladymuck
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    Hearing the numpties on R4 Today programme trying to get a grasp of DNS was funny this morning.

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  • NickFitz
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    There's a good writeup of what happened as seen from Cloudflare's perspective: Understanding How Facebook Disappeared from the Internet

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by Mordac View Post

    Most of it was way worse than that...
    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencet...nger-DOWN.html

    So looks like Mark is going to kick himself for letting you in on the Kickstarter Scheme.

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencet...nger-DOWN.html

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  • Mordac
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post

    you have enough DVDs for all that Midget porn?
    Most of it was way worse than that...

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  • DaveB
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    The really funny bit is that, based on Twitter comments and stuff starting to appear in the media, they have actually managed to lock themselves out of their own offices as wel. The electronic door systems depend on their LDAP service for authentication which are on the same networks suffering from the outage.

    Rumour has it it's a BGP Routing issue and some poor soul at FB has managed to effectively delete them from the internet.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by Mordac View Post
    You cheeky tart. And to think I was going to let you have your porn downloads back...
    you have enough DVDs for all that Midget porn?

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by Mordac View Post
    You cheeky tart. And to think I was going to let you have your porn downloads back...
    I heard the Chinese and Russian Governments were in contact with you today. They've been trying for years to take the Internet down, and it seems you've done it with a couple of patches!

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