Employee disguise....

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NotAllThere replied

1 October 2021, 09:37
Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post

I always imagine PC.

Well, he does look like Scarlett Johansson.
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WTFH replied

1 October 2021, 08:35
If you want to have an employee disguise, it's simple:
1. Complain to your customer about how much others get paid
2. Complain to your customer about how little others do
3. Do the least you can get away with
4. Clock watch
5. Act like you are better than those around you
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vetran replied

1 October 2021, 08:23
Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post

I always imagine PC.

whatever gets you off!
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Scorp1 replied

1 October 2021, 06:11
When I was a contractor many years ago, I was known as contract scum, Only in it for the ? money ! ! Hard to find an outfit for that though !
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NotAllThere replied

1 October 2021, 05:27
I always imagine PC.
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TwoWolves replied

30 September 2021, 23:01
I contract as a wolf. Worked for 28 years & still no investigation.
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Lance replied

28 September 2021, 20:56
Originally posted by ApeShape View Post

Is Judgedread attire the clue I'm meant to be looking for? Trying to read between the lines here. Still baffled.

Judge Dredd you fecking heathen.
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ladymuck replied

28 September 2021, 20:31
Hmm...

An employee in disguise you say.

You should look no further than this for your inspiration!
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northernladuk replied

28 September 2021, 20:25
Originally posted by ApeShape View Post

Is Judgedread attire the clue I'm meant to be looking for? Trying to read between the lines here. Still baffled.

I've no idea what's going to be fair but anyway... carry on. I'm sure someone will understand and enjoy the thread.
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ApeShape replied

28 September 2021, 20:10
Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

Oddly enough this is the most sensible question you've asked but at least it's in the right place and not in prof like the others.

And isn't this a play on 'Disguised employee' which is different to employee disguise?

Is Judgedread attire the clue I'm meant to be looking for? Trying to read between the lines here. Still baffled.
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northernladuk replied

28 September 2021, 20:04
Oddly enough this is the most sensible question you've asked but at least it's in the right place and not in prof like the others.

And isn't this a play on 'Disguised employee' which is different to employee disguise?
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ApeShape started a topic Employee disguise....

28 September 2021, 20:00
Employee disguise....

Have you ever tried wearing an actual employee disguise? Any idea what it would look like. HMRC seem to be just as baffled as I do?

Batman suit?
Joker?
Flash?
Wonder woman?
Bowler hat!

Surely the lack of insight on the matter at hand on my part proves that I can't be can't possibly be wearing any kind of employee disguise!
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