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    Employee disguise....

    Have you ever tried wearing an actual employee disguise? Any idea what it would look like. HMRC seem to be just as baffled as I do?

    Batman suit?
    Joker?
    Flash?
    Wonder woman?
    Bowler hat!

    Surely the lack of insight on the matter at hand on my part proves that I can't be can't possibly be wearing any kind of employee disguise!

    #2
    Oddly enough this is the most sensible question you've asked but at least it's in the right place and not in prof like the others.

    And isn't this a play on 'Disguised employee' which is different to employee disguise?

    'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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      #3
      Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
      Oddly enough this is the most sensible question you've asked but at least it's in the right place and not in prof like the others.

      And isn't this a play on 'Disguised employee' which is different to employee disguise?
      Is Judgedread attire the clue I'm meant to be looking for? Trying to read between the lines here. Still baffled.

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        #4
        Originally posted by ApeShape View Post

        Is Judgedread attire the clue I'm meant to be looking for? Trying to read between the lines here. Still baffled.
        I've no idea what's going to be fair but anyway... carry on. I'm sure someone will understand and enjoy the thread.
        'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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          #5
          Hmm...

          An employee in disguise you say.

          You should look no further than this for your inspiration!

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            #6
            Originally posted by ApeShape View Post

            Is Judgedread attire the clue I'm meant to be looking for? Trying to read between the lines here. Still baffled.


            Judge Dredd you fecking heathen.
            See You Next Tuesday

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              #7
              I contract as a wolf. Worked for 28 years & still no investigation.

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                #8
                I always imagine PC.
                Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                  #9
                  When I was a contractor many years ago, I was known as contract scum, Only in it for the ? money ! ! Hard to find an outfit for that though !

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
                    I always imagine PC.
                    whatever gets you off!
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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