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  • ladymuck
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    You need to put some effort in, you're letting the side down

    https://www.independent.co.uk/asia/e...-b1836986.html


    A Japanese man has been accused of dating 35 women at the same time to get hundreds of pounds worth of birthday presents. Takashi Miyagawa, 39, allegedly gave different dates for his birthday to each of his potential partners after claiming he wanted a serious relationship. He is said to have received cards and presents totalling 100,000 yen (£668), including a £200 suit. The women eventually realised his scam and formed a victims association before going to police in February,

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  • Whorty
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    Originally posted by ladymuck View Post

    Is 'buttler' a euphemism?
    That, or my poor eyesight on a phone!

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  • ladymuck
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    Originally posted by Whorty View Post

    I'll get the buttler to do it
    Is 'buttler' a euphemism?

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  • Whorty
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    Originally posted by DealorNoDeal View Post
    Out of interest, how much do these ladies charge where you are?
    Coffee and a cake so about 5 quid. Absolute bargain

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  • Whorty
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    Originally posted by ladymuck View Post

    I think it's all these women who need warning about Whorty's genitals

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  • Whorty
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    Originally posted by Andy2 View Post
    Bury the bodies under the patio
    I'll get the buttler to do it

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  • DealorNoDeal
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    Out of interest, how much do these ladies charge where you are?

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  • ravenshaw
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    Originally posted by Andy2 View Post
    Bury the bodies under the patio
    BrilloPad couldn't get his hands on enough concrete for a patio.

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by Andy2 View Post
    Bury the bodies under the patio
    That's what they are suppose to do to him.

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  • Andy2
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    Bury the bodies under the patio

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  • ladymuck
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    I'm surprised nobody's warned him yet about Genital Whortys.
    I think it's all these women who need warning about Whorty's genitals

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  • Gibbon
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    Just make sure you take the second one back to to her own house .......

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  • xoggoth
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    I'm surprised nobody's warned him yet about Genital Whortys.

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  • Andy2
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    Just be yourself.

    Oh it's Whorty,
    Don't be yourself.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by Whorty View Post

    Why would I say "ride me big boy"? That's what they say to me

    Spank me harder .... that's in the vocab, but how do you know? Did you sign up to my OnlyFans page too? I only have 2 fans signed up, so which one are you ....., user "IpreferRedsToGreys" or "SmallIsBeautiful"?
    Hey I know you like a walk on the wild side!

    Reds definitely, the greys use the anal probe!

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