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Previously on "Caption competition"

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  • BR14
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    Just had a search to see if I've got a fanny hidden away somewhere. Unfortunately not.

    there's a big one two posts up from yours

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  • xoggoth
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    Just had a search to see if I've got a fanny hidden away somewhere. Unfortunately not.

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  • ladymuck
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    You must have been fun at parties in the before times...
    Yep! Life and soul, me, life and soul

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
    Essentially, the gene that makes nipples activates in the embryo before the male sex determining gene on the Y chromosome activates.


    Why do men have nipples?
    You must have been fun at parties in the before times...

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
    Essentially, the gene that makes nipples activates in the embryo before the male sex determining gene on the Y chromosome activates.


    Why do men have nipples?

    I thought it was so that us with moobs don't look like camels!

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  • ladymuck
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    Why do us blokes have nipples? One of the odd things about nature.
    Essentially, the gene that makes nipples activates in the embryo before the male sex determining gene on the Y chromosome activates.


    Why do men have nipples?

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  • xoggoth
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    Why do us blokes have nipples? One of the odd things about nature.

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
    Pew! Pew! My nipples are weapons of mass destruction.

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  • quackhandle
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    Government jab numbers not going far enough.

    "If you can guess which hand the vaccine is in, you get the jab! If not, f**k off!"

    qh

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  • Paddy
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post


    Which bit to chop off first?
    Boris: "Are you sure the vaccine does not promote breast enlargement?"

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  • northernladuk
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    I'm having a bit of a problem with my man servant.
    Well lets get your man servant out and lets have a look then.
    What? No, not that man servant. My Man Servant
    etc etc

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  • ladymuck
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    Pew! Pew! My nipples are weapons of mass destruction.

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  • Eirikur
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    Hi girls would you like your eggs fertilized in the morning?

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  • darmstadt
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    Don't look now, but the nutter wants to join us....

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  • NotAllThere
    started a topic Caption competition

    Caption competition



    Which bit to chop off first?

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