Which bit to chop off first?
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Don't look now, but the nutter wants to join us....“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.” -
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I'm having a bit of a problem with my man servant.
Well lets get your man servant out and lets have a look then.
What? No, not that man servant. My Man Servant
etc etc'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!Comment
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
Which bit to chop off first?"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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Government jab numbers not going far enough.
"If you can guess which hand the vaccine is in, you get the jab! If not, f**k off!"
qhHe had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.
I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.
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Why do us blokes have nipples? One of the odd things about nature.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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Originally posted by xoggoth View PostWhy do us blokes have nipples? One of the odd things about nature.
Why do men have nipples?Comment
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