Caption competition

[NotAllThere]

Which bit to chop off first?

 

[darmstadt]

Don't look now, but the nutter wants to join us....

 

[Eirikur]

Hi girls would you like your eggs fertilized in the morning?

 

[ladymuck]

Pew! Pew! My nipples are weapons of mass destruction.

 

[northernladuk]

I'm having a bit of a problem with my man servant.
Well lets get your man servant out and lets have a look then.
What? No, not that man servant. My Man Servant
etc etc

 

[Paddy]

Which bit to chop off first?

Boris: "Are you sure the vaccine does not promote breast enlargement?"

 

[quackhandle]

Government jab numbers not going far enough.

"If you can guess which hand the vaccine is in, you get the jab! If not, f**k off!"

qh

 

[AtW]

Pew! Pew! My nipples are weapons of mass destruction.

 

[xoggoth]

Why do us blokes have nipples? One of the odd things about nature.

 

[ladymuck]

Why do us blokes have nipples? One of the odd things about nature.

Essentially, the gene that makes nipples activates in the embryo before the male sex determining gene on the Y chromosome activates.


Why do men have nipples?