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TwoWolves replied

6 August 2020, 14:56
I've written this awesome Helm chart to orchestrate my weekend BBQ on Kubernetes.

If it rains I just tear it down and go back to snoozing in the armchair while the kids cry themselves to sleep.

God, I love DevOps.
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ravenshaw replied

6 August 2020, 14:46
Originally posted by vwdan View Post

I'm going to need to see a graph
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northernladuk replied

6 August 2020, 14:06
Originally posted by jamesbrown View Post

Darren_Test on guest parking, suity PMing. Would just need to find a DJ that has the Yakety Sax/Benny Hill theme tune.

Gricer in charge of the dance troupe entertainment...
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jamesbrown replied

6 August 2020, 13:52
Originally posted by mjcp View Post

You could have psychocandy running the track and trace compliance for your visitors too, he's good with that kind of thing!

Darren_Test on guest parking, suity PMing. Would just need to find a DJ that has the Yakety Sax/Benny Hill theme tune.
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vwdan replied

6 August 2020, 13:19
I'm going to need to see a graph
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Mordac replied

6 August 2020, 01:37
Originally posted by Andy2 View Post

Are we invited or not ? Invite scooty also, it will be a blast.

And the Thistle Hotel Heathrow needs the business...
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AtW replied

5 August 2020, 16:28
Originally posted by Andy2 View Post

Are we invited or not ? Invite scooty also, it will be a crash

FTFY
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Andy2 replied

5 August 2020, 16:27
Are we invited or not ? Invite scooty also, it will be a blast.
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AtW replied

5 August 2020, 16:17
In Soviet Swindon Prawns cook you\
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Uncle Albert replied

5 August 2020, 16:15
Hope your BBQ is as fun as the last party you held.
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Whorty replied

5 August 2020, 16:04
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

@Pooper, can you please predict a category 5 hurricane, followed by 3 feet of snow and a subsequent melt and devastating flood event.

It would be nice to have great weather.

TIA.

Just you be careful there fella ... don't get too close to the marinade. Being 'dim' and a bbg-able crustacean, you don't want someone shoving a skewer up your jacksy and throwing you onto the coals

EDIT : must read through all replies before thinking I'm being clever and original!
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vetran replied

5 August 2020, 15:28
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

Prawnist!
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Old Greg replied

5 August 2020, 15:24
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
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DimPrawn replied

5 August 2020, 15:21
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

He didn't say he did, just that he was having a massive BBQ.
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BABABlackSheep replied

5 August 2020, 15:01
Originally posted by Mordac View Post

I'll predict a mini-lockdown for Swindon following that outbreak at the Iceland warehouse. Will that help?

I lived in Swindon(old town, and yes was Nationwide) for a year. I’m surprised covid-19 would go near the place to be honest
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