I'm planning a massive outdoor BBQ this weekend

[DimPrawn]

He didn't say he did, just that he was having a massive BBQ.

[Old Greg]

[vetran]

Prawnist!

[Whorty]

@Pooper, can you please predict a category 5 hurricane, followed by 3 feet of snow and a subsequent melt and devastating flood event.

It would be nice to have great weather.

TIA.

Just you be careful there fella ... don't get too close to the marinade. Being 'dim' and a bbg-able crustacean, you don't want someone shoving a skewer up your jacksy and throwing you onto the coals

EDIT : must read through all replies before thinking I'm being clever and original!

[Uncle Albert]

Hope your BBQ is as fun as the last party you held.

[AtW]

In Soviet Swindon Prawns cook you\

[Andy2]

Are we invited or not ? Invite scooty also, it will be a blast.

[AtW]

Are we invited or not ? Invite scooty also, it will be a crash

FTFY

[Mordac]

Are we invited or not ? Invite scooty also, it will be a blast.

And the Thistle Hotel Heathrow needs the business...

[vwdan]

I'm going to need to see a graph