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Previously on "Apocalypse Beard Club"

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
    At the xmas do you didn't look a day over 80
    Thanks sweetie. Neither did you.

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  • ladymuck
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    Yeah. I tried that. It worked until I was 40.
    At the xmas do you didn't look a day over 80

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by Whorty View Post
    My mate has always looked 40 and dressed accordingly. At 20 he looked 40. At 30 he looked 40. Now, in his 50's he still looks 40 He created a look and has stuck with it for his whole adult life
    Yeah. I tried that. It worked until I was 40.

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  • Whorty
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    I don't smoke, I don't sunbathe. And people have thought I was in my 50s for years. I hate you with a deep and abiding hatred.
    My mate has always looked 40 and dressed accordingly. At 20 he looked 40. At 30 he looked 40. Now, in his 50's he still looks 40 He created a look and has stuck with it for his whole adult life

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  • xoggoth
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    Originally posted by malvolio View Post
    Interesting thought. Bloody awful test model though...

    Friend of mine shaved his head some years ago. Although we are similar age and build, he now looks 20 years younger than me. That grey hair is a dead giveaway!
    Yeh. Neighbour over the road looked a lot younger after shaving his hair.

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  • Uncle Albert
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    I'm starting to think I need a bath in Veet

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by Whorty View Post
    I was 50 this year but people think I'm 40 .... probably in part helped by never smoking and not being a fan of lying in the sun for hours on end. Both activities that can age the face/skin.
    I don't smoke, I don't sunbathe. And people have thought I was in my 50s for years. I hate you with a deep and abiding hatred.

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  • Whorty
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    Originally posted by malvolio View Post
    Friend of mine shaved his head some years ago. Although we are similar age and build, he now looks 20 years younger than me. That grey hair is a dead giveaway!

    (And no, if I shaved my head it would not improve my looks!!)
    The shaved head look does rely on you having an evenly shaped head - I'm really lucky in that respect.

    I was 50 this year but people think I'm 40 .... probably in part helped by never smoking and not being a fan of lying in the sun for hours on end. Both activities that can age the face/skin.

    Originally posted by malvolio View Post
    Interesting thought. Bloody awful test model though...
    That deserves a <Flounce></Flounce>

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  • malvolio
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    Originally posted by Whorty View Post
    Had a razor shaved head for 15 years now.

    Had a goatie beard for 26 years. I'm now adding the rest of the beard to the goatie for a change of look. Want to see if you can improve on perfect
    Interesting thought. Bloody awful test model though...

    Friend of mine shaved his head some years ago. Although we are similar age and build, he now looks 20 years younger than me. That grey hair is a dead giveaway!

    (And no, if I shaved my head it would not improve my looks!!)

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  • Whorty
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    Had a razor shaved head for 15 years now.

    Had a goatie beard for 26 years. I'm now adding the rest of the beard to the goatie for a change of look. Want to see if you can improve on perfect

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  • BR14
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    Originally posted by ladymuck View Post


    has he had his nose fixed?
    bugger!
    *******
    *********
    *******

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  • ladymuck
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    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
    I tried the beard route, shaved it off after 6 weeks, bloody weird feeling. Did the electric blue hair route too but that has now washed out. Just waiting for the barbers here to open next week as I'm starting to look like Tim Martin


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  • darmstadt
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    I tried the beard route, shaved it off after 6 weeks, bloody weird feeling. Did the electric blue hair route too but that has now washed out. Just waiting for the barbers here to open next week as I'm starting to look like Tim Martin

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by Paddy View Post
    I let my pubic hair grow but I noticed that some of them are grey. I could colour them green for a surprise BJ.

    That's it love suck on this, ignore the Gangrene?

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  • Zigenare
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    Why cultivate on your face that which grows wild around your arse?

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