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Previously on "I’m officially and legally married."

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  • PerfectStorm
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    Typical - another tax dodge!

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  • northernladuk
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    Originally posted by pscont View Post
    Congrats!
    Hope she is from Thailand and not UK. Local women are waaaay to masculine in behavior (sometimes in body type too.)
    Hey.. pscont. This must have given you a new idea surely. Get a couple of wives and you can use their tax breaks to increase your income. Sorted.

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  • pscont
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    Congrats!
    Hope she is from Thailand and not UK. Local women are waaaay to masculine in behavior (sometimes in body type too.)

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  • milanbenes
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    CONGRATULATIONs

    Milan.

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  • Halo Jones
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    Congratulations to you both,

    I hope you enjoy Hawaii - a visit to Pearl Harbour is well worth it - although I must admit when I went I was stuck most by the number of Japanese there: the irony

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  • vetran
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    Welcome to the club!

    In a few months the ring will feel comfortable, hopefully in a couple of years it still will! 20+ years it will have deformed your finger.

    I think Meatloaf wrote this for GreenMirror! turn the volume up enjoy!

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  • Old Greg
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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by GreenMirror View Post
    So you are stupid enough to get married.

    And even more stupid to let it be known publicly.
    Just out of curiosity, how many times have you been married?

    Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
    Something I've successfully avoided for years by being particularly objectionable.

    Congratulations!
    In the US perhaps. In the UK, it's "I will".

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by woohoo View Post
    Well i do have a nasty cold right now, suppose it could be a flesh eating parasite.
    Succubus...

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  • woohoo
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    Originally posted by Cirrus View Post
    On Monsters Inside Me, whenever anyone goes to Hawaii they come back with some parasite that proceeds to eat them up. Don't choose any future contracts that have prerequisite that you have to have the strength to get out of bed every day.

    Consent Form | Popular Science
    Well i do have a nasty cold right now, suppose it could be a flesh eating parasite.

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  • woohoo
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    Originally posted by saptastic View Post
    Congratulations
    All the best.

    Where were our invites ????
    You didn’t get your invite? Bloody postal service.

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  • cojak
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    Congratulations!

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  • Cirrus
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    On Monsters Inside Me, whenever anyone goes to Hawaii they come back with some parasite that proceeds to eat them up. Don't choose any future contracts that have prerequisite that you have to have the strength to get out of bed every day.

    Consent Form | Popular Science
    Last edited by Cirrus; 23 November 2018, 17:57.

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by woohoo View Post
    Despite being with the misses for a number of years I decided to make her dreams come true and married her.

    So now legally and officially I can call her misses woohoo.

    Currently in Hawaii having a beer and letting myself go big style.
    Great. Did you bring her with you?

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  • ladymuck
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    Something I've successfully avoided for years by being particularly objectionable.

    Congratulations!

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