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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by Mordac View Post
    It's The Sweeney. Their "collars" do tend to fall out of the back of a police van on the way to the nick, and if they do make it there, they always seem to struggle with the stairs...
    We're The Sweeney, son, and we haven't had any dinner. You've kept us waiting, so unless you want a kicking you tell us where those photographs are."
    proper filth!

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  • xoggoth
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    Update

    Journalist bombarded with foul abuse after questioning whether Croydon Cat Killer exists
    https://www.croydonadvertiser.co.uk/...-after-1880617

    Gordon Bennet! Is it safe to say anything anymore without some twat getting abusive?

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  • xoggoth
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    Here's the perfect sleuth for this case, Detective Mittens:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVx2uCcDXX0

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  • Mordac
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    Originally posted by NigelJK View Post
    Call the Sweeny. They always get their man.
    It's The Sweeney. Their "collars" do tend to fall out of the back of a police van on the way to the nick, and if they do make it there, they always seem to struggle with the stairs...

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  • Zigenare
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    Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View Post
    Dirty Harry.

    Accept no substitutes.

    He'll really make your day.
    John Shaft?

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  • DoctorStrangelove
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    Dirty Harry.

    Accept no substitutes.

    He'll really make your day.

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  • Zigenare
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    Originally posted by Yorkie62 View Post
    Or the professionals...They're are really good at this sort of thing..apparently
    They always seemed to get plenty of pussy.

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  • Yorkie62
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    Originally posted by NigelJK View Post
    Call the Sweeny. They always get their man.
    Or the professionals...They're are really good at this sort of thing..apparently

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  • NigelJK
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    Call the Sweeny. They always get their man.

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  • SimonMac
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    Anyone else read that as "Corbyn Cat Killer"

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  • Zigenare
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    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
    DI Jack Mooney would have solved it in under an hour, provided he got all the suspect around a table.

    But it would require a complete warping of reality to consider "Croydon" = "Paradise"
    We're forgetting about DI Gene Hunt! He'd fire up the four ringed monkey spanker, slap someone about, make a witty if somewhat inappropriate(for the 21st century) comment and make 'em 'kin cough to it!

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  • WTFH
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    DI Jack Mooney would have solved it in under an hour, provided he got all the suspect around a table.

    But it would require a complete warping of reality to consider "Croydon" = "Paradise"

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  • Yorkie62
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    Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
    More of a soap than a case-an-episode type detective show. It looks like Scooby Doo is the best detective on this basis.
    Nah, Kojak, Starkers and Crutch, or perhaps call the 5'O

    Batman was always good at catching the baddies and he also has experience of felines

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  • barrydidit
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    The Bill would have had it sorted in half an hour, including the 5 minute break for ads.
    More of a soap than a case-an-episode type detective show. It looks like Scooby Doo is the best detective on this basis.

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by Mordac View Post
    Sherlock & Jonathan Creek would have to take at least 2 hours, for contractual reasons - I can't speak for Hetty Wainthrop (my spellchecker doesn't even think this is a real person) but Father Brown is usually done in an hour. Miss Marple is almost certainly long dead by now, given that she was about 102 in the 1950's, but that's telly for you...
    The Bill would have had it sorted in half an hour, including the 5 minute break for ads.

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