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Previously on "Well done SimonMac and Darren@Dynamo......"
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Originally posted by northernladuk View PostAttila the Hun had a personality.. Wouldn't have won any awards to be fair... but being a bell end doesn't mean you don't have a personality, just might not be the best one
HTH.
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Yep. I'm surrounded by them.Originally posted by FrontEnder View PostSpeaking from personal experience are you?
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"Oedipus, schmoedipus!' replies Mrs Goldberg, smiling. "What does it matter as long as he loves his mother?".Originally posted by Zigenare View PostSo did Oedipus! Look how that turned out!
Boom boom.
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Speaking from personal experience are you?Originally posted by northernladuk View PostAttila the Hun had a personality.. Wouldn't have won any awards to be fair... but being a bell end doesn't mean you don't have a personality, just might not be the best one
HTH.
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Try rehearsing the phrase "Brown envelope? I don't recall anything about a brown envelope!".Originally posted by administrator View PostRenouncing the winner would mean returning the brown envelope, and that's not happening
Oh and don't start playing the "Honesty and Integrity" card - it's a little late for that charade!
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Renouncing the winner would mean returning the brown envelope, and that's not happening
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Especially after he'd been dead awhile.Originally posted by northernladuk View PostAttila the Hun had a personality..
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Do they give awards for most number of "What does your accountant say?" posts ?Originally posted by northernladuk View PostAgreed. I think we need to declare the results null and void and give the awards to the second place candidates..
Which means I thank you all for your votes and humbly accept not one, but two prestigious awards. I'm deeply honoured.
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Attila the Hun had a personality.. Wouldn't have won any awards to be fair... but being a bell end doesn't mean you don't have a personality, just might not be the best oneOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostIndeed. SimonMac personality??????
HTH.
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