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Well done SimonMac and Darren@Dynamo......
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I'm sure he loved his Mum."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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I'm sure he loved his Mum.Originally posted by northernladuk View PostAttila the Hun had a personality.. Wouldn't have won any awards to be fair... but being a bell end doesn't mean you don't have a personality, just might not be the best one
HTH."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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So did Oedipus! Look how that turned out!Originally posted by cojak View PostI'm sure he loved his Mum.Comment
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Do they give awards for most number of "What does your accountant say?" posts ?Originally posted by northernladuk View PostAgreed. I think we need to declare the results null and void and give the awards to the second place candidates..
Which means I thank you all for your votes and humbly accept not one, but two prestigious awards. I'm deeply honoured.
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Especially after he'd been dead awhile.Originally posted by northernladuk View PostAttila the Hun had a personality..Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Try rehearsing the phrase "Brown envelope? I don't recall anything about a brown envelope!".Originally posted by administrator View PostRenouncing the winner would mean returning the brown envelope, and that's not happening
Oh and don't start playing the "Honesty and Integrity" card - it's a little late for that charade!Comment
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Speaking from personal experience are you?Originally posted by northernladuk View PostAttila the Hun had a personality.. Wouldn't have won any awards to be fair... but being a bell end doesn't mean you don't have a personality, just might not be the best one
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"Oedipus, schmoedipus!' replies Mrs Goldberg, smiling. "What does it matter as long as he loves his mother?".Originally posted by Zigenare View PostSo did Oedipus! Look how that turned out!
Boom boom.When the fun stops, STOP.Comment
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