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Previously on "Looking for contractors with bad experience with Computer Futures"
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Originally posted by cojak View PostAnd let's not forget the contracting elite - those consultant's working direct for clients.
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Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View PostI theard they brought in 3rd line support to lick the windows clean
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/articl...dow-licker-toy
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Used them for 2.5 years on a contract, always paid on time, no hassle.
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Originally posted by DaveB View PostOpening Crawl, field of stars, dramatic music (can we get John Williams?)
Once upon a time warp. . . .
In a galaxy very, very, very, very, far away, there lived a ruthless
race of beings known as . . .SpaceballsComputer Futures.
Chapter Eleven
The evil leaders of PlanetSpaceballsComputer Futures having foolishly spuandered
their precious clients, have devised a secret plan to take every
breath of air away from their peace-loving neighbor, Planet ContractorUK.
Today is Princess Admin's wedding day. Unbeknownest to the princess,
but knowest to us, danger lurks in the stars above. . .
If you can read this, you don't need glasses.
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Originally posted by barrydidit View PostThey tied me to a chair above a shark pool and the chair was being slowly lowered into the pool. Fortunately I am COTBAC so I MTFU, chewed through the ropes, twutted the sharks and made sushi for me and some bikini clad piece who happened to be there too.
Do you think you could put that scene in?
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Made me lick the chutney spoon while bleeding radiators in client's Tornado for my last contract with them Mind you, I still have the hair gel they sent me for Christmas
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Can you make sure there are gladiators in the film? We all like films about gladiators.
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I just find them to be generally a waste of time - but no more so than your post.
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Originally posted by Aiman View PostI'm creating a movie about agency called "Computer Futures" and their bad practice. If you are one of contractors with bad experience with them feel free to contact me - together we can force them to play fair.
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Originally posted by eek View PostGood choice of agency to complain about.
The Commercial Director of the parent company is a poster on this forum. I'm sure Andy will be delighted when he sees this post and cheerfully reply when he gets a chance....
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