Reply to: Looking for contractors with bad experience with Computer Futures

[TykeMerc]

Head down, man, head down!

And keep away from the windows.

Don't forget to wear your CUK Moderators issue bullet, stab and flame proof vest too.

[cojak]

Head down, man, head down!

And keep away from the windows.

[NotAllThere]

And let's not forget the contracting elite - those consultant's working direct for clients.

[northernladuk]

I theard they brought in 3rd line support to lick the windows clean

They call in Lego for that.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/articl...dow-licker-toy

[jmo21]

Used them for 2.5 years on a contract, always paid on time, no hassle.

[SimonMac]

Opening Crawl, field of stars, dramatic music (can we get John Williams?)

Once upon a time warp. . . .

In a galaxy very, very, very, very, far away, there lived a ruthless
race of beings known as . . . Spaceballs Computer Futures.

Chapter Eleven

The evil leaders of Planet Spaceballs Computer Futures having foolishly spuandered
their precious clients, have devised a secret plan to take every
breath of air away from their peace-loving neighbor, Planet ContractorUK.

Today is Princess Admin's wedding day. Unbeknownest to the princess,
but knowest to us, danger lurks in the stars above. . .

If you can read this, you don't need glasses.

FTFY

[SimonMac]

They tied me to a chair above a shark pool and the chair was being slowly lowered into the pool. Fortunately I am COTBAC so I MTFU, chewed through the ropes, twutted the sharks and made sushi for me and some bikini clad piece who happened to be there too.

Do you think you could put that scene in?

But were they sharks with fricking lasers?

[darmstadt]

Made me lick the chutney spoon while bleeding radiators in client's Tornado for my last contract with them Mind you, I still have the hair gel they sent me for Christmas

[Uncle Albert]

Can you make sure there are gladiators in the film? We all like films about gladiators.

[SimonMac]

Please note everyone: that post is as-is. I DID NOT edit it in anyway.

Just in case anyone was wondering...

So just how carefully are you and admin monitoring this thread

[vwdan]

I just find them to be generally a waste of time - but no more so than your post.

[cojak]

London of course, nobody in film knows Manchester exists.

I did hear it mentioned once as a casualty in an alien strike force.

[SimonMac]

I'm creating a movie about agency called "Computer Futures" and their bad practice. If you are one of contractors with bad experience with them feel free to contact me - together we can force them to play fair.

Can we get two references first thank you please?

[TheLordDave]

Good choice of agency to complain about.

The Commercial Director of the parent company is a poster on this forum. I'm sure Andy will be delighted when he sees this post and cheerfully reply when he gets a chance....

I say they are a good choice given they are the worst agency I have ever dealt with.

[DaveB]

The one in Manchester? or London?

Attention to detail

London of course, nobody in film knows Manchester exists.