Long story short: Will you marry me ? - Contractor UK Bulletin Board

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FatLazyContractor replied

3 March 2015, 20:03
Is the right?
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FatLazyContractor replied

28 February 2015, 10:17
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vetran replied

27 February 2015, 22:19
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

Norrahe's recipe?

there you go Platty if the bunny boiler is a bust two people on CUK think you sound yummy! (admittedly boiled or roasted)
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jamesbrown replied

27 February 2015, 21:53
Originally posted by Platypus View Post

I haven't yet sent the "get lost you looney" email.

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Originally posted by Platypus View Post

Not as horrible as I feared.

Patience you must have, my young padawan.
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mudskipper replied

27 February 2015, 21:45
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

Ps I actually quite like Platypus

Norrahe's recipe?
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Zippy replied

27 February 2015, 21:38
Originally posted by cojak View Post

I'd go for the 'it's not you, it's me' spiel.

As in 'you're not the one, it's me that's the div'...

And that would be the truth.

What the actual f*** were you thinking Platypus?
Having said that, I very much doubt she was being serious. I reckon she copped on to your desperate flirting a long time ago and has now chosen to call your bluff. And it serves you right you stupid tit.

Ps I actually quite like Platypus
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Platypus replied

27 February 2015, 21:01
Originally posted by tarbera View Post

Have you read the text messages yet ? Were they as bad as you thought ?

Not as horrible as I feared. I didn't tell her I was in love with her and uncotionally agreed to her proposal. Phew!

Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

Anyone seen Platypus today?

She hasn't abducted me ............... yet maybe her pa will come along with a shotgun and "suggest" that I marry her.

I haven't yet sent the "get lost you looney" email.
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Scruff replied

27 February 2015, 20:19
Originally posted by TestMangler View Post

FTFY

She took him up the arse in the night..
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TestMangler replied

27 February 2015, 18:47
Originally posted by vetran View Post

she took him and he came in the night

FTFY
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vetran replied

27 February 2015, 18:32
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

Anyone seen Platypus today?

she came & took him in the night
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mudskipper replied

27 February 2015, 18:20
Anyone seen Platypus today?
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tarbera replied

27 February 2015, 09:54
Have you read the text messages yet ? Were they as bad as you thought ?
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vetran replied

27 February 2015, 09:51
Originally posted by TestMangler View Post

I've never heard it outside CUK and, believe me, when it comes to knowledge of masturbation, I'm up there with the best of them

OIBQ

definitely NSFW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXyT1vy3BII
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TestMangler replied

27 February 2015, 09:46
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

Is pot noodle a CUK thing or have I led a sheltered life?

I've never heard it outside CUK and, believe me, when it comes to knowledge of masturbation, I'm up there with the best of them
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MaryPoppins replied

27 February 2015, 09:42
Is pot noodle a CUK thing or have I led a sheltered life?
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