Anyone seen Platypus today? 
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she came & took him in the nightOriginally posted by mudskipper View PostAnyone seen Platypus today?
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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FTFYOriginally posted by vetran View Postshe took him and he came in the nightWhen freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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She took him up the arse in the night..Originally posted by TestMangler View PostI was an IPSE Consultative Council Member, until the BoD abolished it. I am not an IPSE Member, since they have no longer have any relevance to me, as an IT Contractor. Read my lips...I recommend QDOS for ALL your Insurance requirements (Contact me for a referral code).Comment
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Not as horrible as I feared. I didn't tell her I was in love with her and uncotionally agreed to her proposal. Phew!Originally posted by tarbera View Post
She hasn't abducted me ............... yetOriginally posted by mudskipper View PostAnyone seen Platypus today? maybe her pa will come along with a shotgun and "suggest" that I marry her.
I haven't yet sent the "get lost you looney" email.Comment
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And that would be the truth.Originally posted by cojak View Post
What the actual f*** were you thinking Platypus?
Having said that, I very much doubt she was being serious. I reckon she copped on to your desperate flirting a long time ago and has now chosen to call your bluff. And it serves you right you stupid tit.
Ps I actually quite like Platypus+50 Xeno Geek Points
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there you go Platty if the bunny boiler is a bust two people on CUK think you sound yummy! (admittedly boiled or roasted)Originally posted by mudskipper View PostAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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