Long story short: Will you marry me ?

[Pherlopolus]

@MP, ok she is a bit insane, right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKWmFWRVLlU

[d000hg]

Ah. That's not quite as dire as I'd first thought.

Ignore that conversation and never mention it again. If she does, refer to the fact that you assumed it was clearly a passing comment.

And stop leading her on, unless you're going to shag her.

PS. Yes. Completely.

I think shagging her now would only make things worse, unless he wants to marry her.

[FatLazyContractor]

I will wait for NLUK's reply

[vetran]

Ah. That's not quite as dire as I'd first thought.

Ignore that conversation and never mention it again. If she does, refer to the fact that you assumed it was clearly a passing comment.

And stop leading her on, unless you're going to shag her.

PS. Yes. Completely.
pps - do you play Guitar?

FTFY

[MaryPoppins]

I think shagging her now would only make things worse, unless he wants to marry her.

Quite possibly not.

It could successfully ruin her positive perception of him, thus solving his problem swiftly.

[FatLazyContractor]

Quite possibly not.

It could successfully ruin her positive perception of him, thus solving his problem swiftly.

Says someone who aint getting any?!

[d000hg]

Quite possibly not.

It could successfully ruin her positive perception of him, thus solving his problem swiftly.

How do you know, have YOU slept with him?

[MaryPoppins]

FTFY

Piss off.

From memory, Platypus and I have history.



He helped me out with some t-shirts once, a long time ago.

[FatLazyContractor]

He helped me out with some t-shirts once, a long time ago.

The wet competition ones ?

[Platypus]

Ignore that conversation and never mention it again. If she does, refer to the fact that you assumed it was clearly a passing comment.

After that, there was quite a long series of text messages exchanged. I was somewhat under the influence by that time of night and I haven't dared re-read the message chain. I don't think I can pass it off as a passing comment. Because it continued. But good suggestion.

And stop leading her on, unless you're going to shag her.

Roger that. Shagging her would really make the situation much much worse, and I doubt that GF Platypus would be amused by my continued stupidity. And GFP is too nice to lose.

PS. Yes. Completely.

Ok thanks. But I'm clearly a dick-head for getting myself into this mess too.

EDIT: oh and she lives in another country, so I can't just pop over later, give her a quick one, disappoint her and solve the problem. This has got to be managed remotely. If I want to give her a wretched shag I'm going to keep this charade going for another 6 weeks until I see her again. Far too stressful for me. This is doing my head in.