Originally posted by Platypus
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Long story short: Will you marry me ?
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Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishing -
Originally posted by mudskipper View PostHere you go:
Dear thingummyOi Biatch
I've been worrying over our email exchange the other day - I fear that I may have given you the wrong impression. I'm not sure how serious your suggestion of marriage is, but my response was selfish and thoughtless. I have a lot of affection for you as a friend, but that is all. I briefly entertained the idea, but for all the wrong reasons - the only good reason for marriage is love, and I am not in love with you. I'm really flattered that you asked, and my ego briefly got the better of me. I am so sorry that I allowed this to happen, and I hope that you can forgive me and that we can remain friends.
Are you f*****g nuts? Marriage! What f*****g planet are you on?
FFS we have had a bit of flirting and I briefly thought of shagging you, but only as an alternative to staying in a hotel and knocking out a pot-noodle.
In reality you ain't' getting it no time never.
Yours affectionately
Platypus
My invoice also in the post.Comment
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Originally posted by Dactylion View PostGiven your stupidity and the apparent inability to communicate clearly to this bint, might I suggest the above amendment to MS' eloquent missive.
My invoice also in the post.
I don't think there is a hyphen in pot noodle. Happy to be corrected however.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by Platypus View PostArgh, she's sending me coy messages through the corporate instant message systemComment
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: What a CUK classic thread!
I think some of the solutions provided have been amazing but I mostly agree with the "its me not you" approach. Its a tested and certified method which is guaranteed to work.
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostThat is a good alternative.
I don't think there is a hyphen in pot noodle. Happy to be corrected however.
The correct term is "Gentleman's Horlicks"When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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Is pot noodle a CUK thing or have I led a sheltered life?Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostIs pot noodle a CUK thing or have I led a sheltered life?When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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Originally posted by TestMangler View PostI've never heard it outside CUK and, believe me, when it comes to knowledge of masturbation, I'm up there with the best of them
definitely NSFW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXyT1vy3BIIAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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