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Originally posted by Zippy View PostPs I actually quite like Platypus
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Originally posted by cojak View PostI'd go for the 'it's not you, it's me' spiel.
As in 'you're not the one, it's me that's the div'...
What the actual f*** were you thinking Platypus?
Having said that, I very much doubt she was being serious. I reckon she copped on to your desperate flirting a long time ago and has now chosen to call your bluff. And it serves you right you stupid tit.
Ps I actually quite like Platypus
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Originally posted by tarbera View PostHave you read the text messages yet ? Were they as bad as you thought ?
Originally posted by mudskipper View PostAnyone seen Platypus today?
I haven't yet sent the "get lost you looney" email.
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Have you read the text messages yet ? Were they as bad as you thought ?
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Originally posted by TestMangler View PostI've never heard it outside CUK and, believe me, when it comes to knowledge of masturbation, I'm up there with the best of them
definitely NSFW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXyT1vy3BII
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostIs pot noodle a CUK thing or have I led a sheltered life?
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