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Previously on "Long story short: Will you marry me ?"

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Is the right?

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    Norrahe's recipe?
    there you go Platty if the bunny boiler is a bust two people on CUK think you sound yummy! (admittedly boiled or roasted)

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  • jamesbrown
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    Originally posted by Platypus View Post
    I haven't yet sent the "get lost you looney" email.
    ...

    Originally posted by Platypus View Post
    Not as horrible as I feared.
    Patience you must have, my young padawan.

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    Ps I actually quite like Platypus
    Norrahe's recipe?

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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by cojak View Post
    I'd go for the 'it's not you, it's me' spiel.

    As in 'you're not the one, it's me that's the div'...
    And that would be the truth.

    What the actual f*** were you thinking Platypus?
    Having said that, I very much doubt she was being serious. I reckon she copped on to your desperate flirting a long time ago and has now chosen to call your bluff. And it serves you right you stupid tit.

    Ps I actually quite like Platypus

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  • Platypus
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    Originally posted by tarbera View Post
    Have you read the text messages yet ? Were they as bad as you thought ?
    Not as horrible as I feared. I didn't tell her I was in love with her and uncotionally agreed to her proposal. Phew!

    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    Anyone seen Platypus today?
    She hasn't abducted me ............... yet maybe her pa will come along with a shotgun and "suggest" that I marry her.

    I haven't yet sent the "get lost you looney" email.

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  • Scruff
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    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
    FTFY
    She took him up the arse in the night..

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  • TestMangler
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    she took him and he came in the night
    FTFY

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    Anyone seen Platypus today?
    she came & took him in the night

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  • mudskipper
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    Anyone seen Platypus today?

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  • tarbera
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    Have you read the text messages yet ? Were they as bad as you thought ?

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
    I've never heard it outside CUK and, believe me, when it comes to knowledge of masturbation, I'm up there with the best of them
    OIBQ

    definitely NSFW

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXyT1vy3BII

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  • TestMangler
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Is pot noodle a CUK thing or have I led a sheltered life?
    I've never heard it outside CUK and, believe me, when it comes to knowledge of masturbation, I'm up there with the best of them

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Is pot noodle a CUK thing or have I led a sheltered life?

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