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Sysman replied

8 October 2015, 15:20
Originally posted by d000hg View Post

"around ten" developers on the team. That's not very precise.

Probably using quantum technology.

in which case one can never be certain.
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cojak replied

21 August 2014, 13:23
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

I do wonder about your google habits.

GL is a bit of a master in this respect though.
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NickFitz replied

21 August 2014, 13:10
Originally posted by xoggoth View Post

I see atW is recruiting. Just got this email:

The best bit is:

Please note agencies need not apply, any CV's sent by agents will be treated as generous gifts.
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vetran replied

20 August 2014, 21:54
Originally posted by d000hg View Post

"around ten" developers on the team. That's not very precise.

around ten professionals.

he hired a few CUK drop outs out of pity.
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Churchill replied

20 August 2014, 21:25
Originally posted by d000hg View Post

"around ten" developers on the team. That's not very precise.

The agent doesn't understand binary...
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mudskipper replied

20 August 2014, 21:16
Originally posted by d000hg View Post

"around ten" developers on the team. That's not very precise.

Good on him. Glad he's doing well.
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d000hg replied

20 August 2014, 21:06
"around ten" developers on the team. That's not very precise.
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greenlake replied

20 August 2014, 20:18
Originally posted by xoggoth View Post

Probably get paid in sofas or squirrels!
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xoggoth replied

20 August 2014, 20:10
I see atW is recruiting. Just got this email:

Majestic is Hiring: JAVA developers
We are looking for enthusiastic, competent Java developers to strengthen our development team of around ten professionals. The roles will be based in our Birmingham headquarters in the UK.

Probably get paid in sofas or squirrels!
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barrydidit replied

20 August 2014, 20:05
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

I think this is more his thing. A sofa/lady bits hybrid.

Now that. That there. Is ******* awesome. Well done MS.
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xoggoth replied

20 August 2014, 20:00
I do wonder about your google habits

Why didn't I think of it?

Sofa like lady's arse
Armchair like lady's arse
Monitor like lady's arse
Lawnmower like lady's arse
Hedge clippers like lady's arse
etc
etc
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mudskipper replied

20 August 2014, 19:56
Originally posted by greenlake View Post

Isn't this more your style, xog?

I do wonder about your google habits.
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xoggoth replied

20 August 2014, 19:56
Oh wow!!!! Yes! Thanks gl!
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greenlake replied

20 August 2014, 19:54
Originally posted by xoggoth View Post

Mmmm! Like it. Is it washable?

Isn't this more your style, xog?
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xoggoth replied

20 August 2014, 19:47
I think this is more his thing. A sofa/lady bits hybrid

Mmmm! Like it. Is it washable?
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