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hurrah we can see AtW's sofa in position

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    #11
    I do wonder about your google habits
    Why didn't I think of it?

    Sofa like lady's arse
    Armchair like lady's arse
    Monitor like lady's arse
    Lawnmower like lady's arse
    Hedge clippers like lady's arse
    etc
    etc
    bloggoth

    If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
    John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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      #12
      Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
      I think this is more his thing. A sofa/lady bits hybrid.

      Now that. That there. Is ******* awesome. Well done MS.

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        #13
        I see atW is recruiting. Just got this email:

        Majestic is Hiring: JAVA developers
        We are looking for enthusiastic, competent Java developers to strengthen our development team of around ten professionals. The roles will be based in our Birmingham headquarters in the UK.
        Probably get paid in sofas or squirrels!
        bloggoth

        If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
        John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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          #14
          Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
          Probably get paid in sofas or squirrels!

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            #15
            "around ten" developers on the team. That's not very precise.
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins
            I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
            Originally posted by vetran
            Urine is quite nourishing

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              #16
              Originally posted by d000hg View Post
              "around ten" developers on the team. That's not very precise.
              Good on him. Glad he's doing well.

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                #17
                Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                "around ten" developers on the team. That's not very precise.
                The agent doesn't understand binary...

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                  "around ten" developers on the team. That's not very precise.
                  around ten professionals.
                  he hired a few CUK drop outs out of pity.
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
                    I see atW is recruiting. Just got this email:
                    The best bit is:
                    Please note agencies need not apply, any CV's sent by agents will be treated as generous gifts.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                      I do wonder about your google habits.
                      GL is a bit of a master in this respect though.
                      "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
                      - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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