Hi-de-Hi!

[Paddy]

I have always been bitten badly and the first is usually on my man sausage. However, since my diabetes has been under control, it happens a lot less.

[Paddy]

GBP up from 1.15 to 1.18 Euro

[Paddy]

Wrong in so many ways,...

[Paddy]

Emergency, which service do you require?
Ambulance, a pedestrian has been run over.
What’s your location?
Eucalyptus Road.
Can you spell that?
hang on, I’ll drag him across to Pine Road and call you back. ...

[Paddy]

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