King Richard : War, Death, Rumpy Pumpy, Triumph!
King Richard played by Brian Blessed who was born for lines like this!
King Richard played by Brian Blessed who was born for lines like this!
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Blackadders christmas carol
Prince:
Ah, excellent! Oh, I love charades... [goes over to sit in a chair]
Edmund:
OK, off you go, Baldrick.
[Baldrick steps in front of them, then opens his arms like a book.]
Edmund:
It's a book...
Baldrick:
Well done, Mr B! I didn't think you'd get it >that< quickly.
Prince:
Well, I must say, Bladder, that was damn clever!
Edmund:
Yes, another great Christmas tradition: explaining the rules eight times to the Thicky Twins.Comment
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Blackadder II
There is a knock at the door........
Blackadder: Get the door Baldrick
Baldrick returns with the door in his hands.......
Blackadder: I'd advise you to make the excuse you are about to give.....phenomenally good!!
Baldrick: You said "Get the door"
Blackadder: Not good enough, you're fired!“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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loving thatOriginally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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The Black.... Vegetable!Comment
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Blackadder goes Forth:
Edmund receives a new revolver through the post.........
Edmund: You know what this means don't you?
Baldrick: What?
Edmund: It means that General Haig is about to make another gargantuan effort to move his Drinks Cabinet 6 feet closer to Berlin!!“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Seen it.
Pinched it.
Spent it."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...Comment
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Is that a translation of the latin on the Liverpool coat of arms?Originally posted by cojak View Post'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!Comment
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Many alepogies for the inconwienince....
Flossy!Comment
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Percy: After literally an hour's ceaseless searching, I have succeeded in creating gold, pure gold.
Blackadder: Are you sure?
Percy: Yes, my lord. Behold.
Blackadder: Percy... it's green.
Percy: That's right, my lord.
Blackadder: Yes, Percy, I don't want to be pedantic or anything, but the colour of gold is gold. That's why it's called gold. What you have discovered, if it has a name, is "green".
Percy: Oh, Edmund, can it be true, that I hold here in my mortal hand a nugget of purest green?
Blackadder: Indeed you do, Percy, except, of course, it's not really a nugget, it's more of a splat.
Percy: Well, yes, a splat today... but tomorrow - who knows, or dares to dream?
Blackadder: So we three alone in all the world can produce the finest green at will?
Percy: Just so. [leans in] Not sure about counting in Baldrick, actually.
Blackadder: Of course, you know what your great discovery means, don't you?
Percy: Perhaps, my Lord!
Blackadder: That you, Percy, Lord Percy, are an utter berk.Comment
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