The blackadder quotes thread

[suityou01]

Series : BlackAdder goes fourth
Baldrick : Was that HQ?
BlackAdder : No Baldrick, that was Pope Gregory the ninth, on board his yacht 'The Saucy Sue' with the England cricket team and the Balinese godess of plenty

[shaunbhoy]

Blackadder II

Lord Percy: Edmund, what do you think of my new Ruff?

Blackadder: Worse!!

Lord Percy: The fashion these days is towards the tiny!

Blackadder: In that case Percy, you must have the most fashionable brain in London.

[Drewster]

Series : BlackAdder goes fourth
Baldrick : Was that HQ?
BlackAdder : No Baldrick, that was Pope Gregory the ninth, on board his yacht 'The Saucy Sue' with the England cricket team and the Balinese godess of plenty

Cappucino?

[northernladuk]

Blackeradder 2 :Episode 5 : Beer

Aunt: I mean explain why you are wearing a cardinal's hat, why you are
grinning inanely, and ...why you have an ostrich feather sticking out of your
britches!

Edmund: I'm wearing a cardinal's hat because I'm Cardinal Chunder;
I have an ostrich feather up my bottom because Mr Ostrich put it
there to keep in the little pixies -- hah hah!

[threaded]

One of my fav. as it's also a bit of a tongue twister.

"as cunning as a fox who's just been appointed Professor of Cunning at Oxford University"

[stek]

Better a lapdog to a slip of girl than,...a git!

Class...

[shaunbhoy]

"The eyes are open, the lips move, but Mr Brain has long since departed!"

[northernladuk]

Blackadder 2 : The one with 'Bob' as his manservant.

Blackadder : I am having a problem with my man servant
Doctor : Well get your man servent out on the table and lets have a look.

[jmo21]

Lord Flashheart

Nursie, I like it firm and fruity
Am I pleased to see you, or did I just put a canoe in my pocket?
Down boy, down!

[jmo21]

Also the one in "Goes Forth" where he shoots Ade Edmondson as the german - "what a p o o f!