The blackadder quotes thread

[DimPrawn]

"The eyes are open, the lips move, but Mr Brain has long since departed!"

sasguru!

[stek]

Blackadder 2 : The one with 'Bob' as his manservant.

Blackadder : I am having a problem with my man servant
Doctor : Well get your man servent out on the table and lets have a look.

What! Have the Bobs got the all the Blackadder Manservant roles stitched up as well....

I'm aspeptic.....

[shaunbhoy]

The baby eating Bishop of Bath and Wells: "I am a colossal pervert. Animal, vegetable, or mineral I'll do anything TO anything"

Blackadder: Fine words for a Bishop. It is nice to hear the Church speaking out on social issues.

[stek]

Naughty Parchments!

[shaunbhoy]

The one in Blackadder III where they are frantically trying to rewrite Samuel Johnson's Dictionary after Baldrick threw it on the fire:

Edmund: How are you getting on with 'C' Balders?
Baldrick: Very well. So far I've got "Big Blue wobbly thing where Mermaids live"!

[rz6bm7]

Father: Kate, for the final time, your mother is not dead. She's run off
with your uncle Henry.
Kate: Dear father, I know you only say such things to comfort me.
Father: Your mother is alive and well and living in Droitwich. It is not her
I brood over. I'm sad because, my darling, our poverty has now
reached such extremes that I can no longer afford to keep us. I must
look to my own dear tiny darling to sustain me in my frail dotage.
Kate: But father, surely...
Father: Yes Kate, I want you to become a prostitute.

[suityou01]

BA Third

BA: In which case, please accept my sincerest contrafibularities
Dr Johnson : What?
BA: contrafibularities. Tis a common word down our way.

[scooterscot]

From Black adder goes forth: His grave stone would read

"Here lies Edmund Blacker and he's bloody annoyed."

[stek]

The Earl of Essex had a Thousand Sovereigns
Hey, nonny no..
He left them all to the man with the axe
Oh...

[rz6bm7]

Bishop: I will have my money by Evensong tonight or ...
YOUR BOTTOM WILL WISH IT HAD NEVER BEEN BORN!!!