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    #41
    Originally posted by realityhack View Post
    In other news, bears use toilets, and the Pope is a reformed Presbyterian.
    The Pope used to be a Nazi.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #42
      Originally posted by cojak View Post
      .......... I can go on for hours.......
      So can I..............

      Oh Tulip!

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        #43
        Originally posted by realityhack View Post
        In other news, bears use toilets, and the Pope is a reformed Presbyterian.
        Actually bears are catholics and the pope has been seen walking into the woods with a roll of charmin.
        "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

        Norrahe's blog

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          #44
          Frozen raspberries can cure thrush
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            #45
            Vinel flooring can affect male fertility
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              #46
              soap can be used to eliminate global warming
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                #47
                There are more pairs of shoes in the world than people
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                  #48
                  a substitute for petrol can be extracted from gravel
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                    #49
                    cinnamon whirls are descended from ammonites
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                      #50
                      Our earliest ancestors are frisbies
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