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Prehaps he just likes the high heels and knickers
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Are we allowed to titter? Peanut smuggling etc.
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Titter away...
(Not sure I get the 'smuggled peanuts' ref though
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"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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A reference to erect nipples. "..you could hang your coat/cut glass on those..." etc.Originally posted by cojak View PostTitter away...
(Not sure I get the 'smuggled peanuts' ref though )Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Ah, and there's me it had something to do with a full 'lunch-box'.
Or something."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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I was under the impression that nat was a lady. Too late to protest now it's in next weeks episode of the moderators.
Going to have to swap you to a tranny now if that's ok?
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Don't know about the ripping head off bit but any ladies on here are welcome to poop down my neck anytime.bloggoth
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Originally posted by cojak View PostWhich is what my mind kept returning to, despite being a very happily married man... Still sniggering, Cojak?Originally posted by RC
Only when I do Panto.Originally posted by zara_backdog View PostPrehaps he just likes the high heels and knickers
Well, if you must. But I'd be happier being portrayed as a Panto dame.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostGoing to have to swap you to a tranny now if that's ok?Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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, it isn't funny. HTH. LOL.
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