Join the CUK small willy club

[EternalOptimist]

I hearby declare the plenary session open.
As founder member (<cough>) of the CUKSWC, I would like to appeal for similarly endowed fellows to register their interest by posting here.

Remember - size doesnt matter. Thats what she keeps telling me anyway, (then she remembers the worlds funniest joke and goes off trying not to laugh)

[DiscoStu]

I'd love to join, but sadly your membership criteria excludes me

[TimberWolf]

I don't mind admitting mine is only 2 inches

off the floor

[EternalOptimist]

Light relief ???
damn those enormously endowed mods

[Xenophon]

...and into Hand Relief we go...

[cojak]

Whooooosh!
Straight into LR!

Good catch mods!

[xoggoth]

I might except I feel you might want to vet the members as suitably qualified.

[HairyArsedBloke]

[RichardCranium]

Is this where someone says:

Why can't women park?





Because men tell them this [<------------------->] is six inches.

[DaveB]

Two split peas and a maggot, does that qualify me?

MrsB says it doesnt matter, and the 12" Black Mamba in the bedside drawer is just a novelty