Join the CUK small willy club

[Xenophon]

MrsB says it doesnt matter, and the 12" Black Mamba in the bedside drawer is just a novelty

That reminds me of a large dildo that I saw on sale once. It was called 'Hail Caesar!'

[Money Money Money]

Mine's 3 inches...... Around!

[Pondlife]

True story

from DP's blog:

Once whilst in my favourite ritzy Swindon restaurant and while sitting at my regular table, I noticed a gorgeous woman sitting all alone at a nearby table.

I called the waiter over and asked for their most expensive bottle of Merlot to be sent over to her, knowing that, if she accepts it, she is mine.

The waiter got the bottle and quickly took it over to the woman, saying this is from the gentleman over there.

She looked at the wine and sent a note over to me.

Her note read:

"For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million pounds in the bank, and nine inches in your pants."

After reading her note, I chuckled, and sent a note of my own back to her.

It read:

"Just so you know, I happen to have a Ferrari Testarosa, a BMW 850, and a Mercedes 600 SL, in my garage. I have over twenty five million pounds in the bank. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut three inches off. JUST SEND THE BOTTLE BACK."






mine's like a sorry looking chipolata.

[Zippy]

It is a very cold day out there, lads. Come back in July

[RichardCranium]

Mine's 3 inches...... Around!

Just under 1" diameter then?

I suggest you stand for a position on the club committee.

[PRC1964]

Lads, join the support group: http://www.vimeo.com/5351854

[TimberWolf]

It is a very cold day out there, lads. Come back in July

I've not noticed significant cold dependent willie length changes, though testicle dangliness is temperature dependent.

[EternalOptimist]

dangliness is a problem

[RichardCranium]

dangliness is a problem

one that comes with age, it seems.

Garavity taking its toll, I suspect.

[Lola]

Can I join? I have 1 cm clit.