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Both...!Originally posted by Paddy View Post
Who was a member... or who has a member?Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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You're at it again with the ancient posts chef! I nearly confessed to having an extremely small willy again and people might start believing me. The whole point of saying you have a small willy is so that people will say, "I bet it's huge really, nobody with a small willy would confess to it"bloggoth
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True. But i bet they'd tell everyone if they were head hunted?Originally posted by xoggoth View PostYou're at it again with the ancient posts chef! I nearly confessed to having an extremely small willy again and people might start believing me. The whole point of saying you have a small willy is so that people will say, "I bet it's huge really, nobody with a small willy would confess to it"
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Yes, "head-hunted" clearly being a euphemism for "small willy".Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostTrue. But i bet they'd tell everyone if they were head hunted?

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or in acronym format... SPSOriginally posted by shaunbhoy View PostYes, "head-hunted" clearly being a euphemism for "small willy".

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