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Bomster replied

2 September 2010, 14:12
Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post

Yes, "head-hunted" clearly being a euphemism for "small willy".

or in acronym format... SPS

(Small Penis Syndrome)

mine like a
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shaunbhoy replied

2 September 2010, 04:10
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

True. But i bet they'd tell everyone if they were head hunted?

Yes, "head-hunted" clearly being a euphemism for "small willy".
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MarillionFan replied

31 August 2010, 16:03
Originally posted by xoggoth View Post

You're at it again with the ancient posts chef! I nearly confessed to having an extremely small willy again and people might start believing me. The whole point of saying you have a small willy is so that people will say, "I bet it's huge really, nobody with a small willy would confess to it"

True. But i bet they'd tell everyone if they were head hunted?
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xoggoth replied

31 August 2010, 14:48
You're at it again with the ancient posts chef! I nearly confessed to having an extremely small willy again and people might start believing me. The whole point of saying you have a small willy is so that people will say, "I bet it's huge really, nobody with a small willy would confess to it"
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chef replied

31 August 2010, 12:29
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MaryPoppins replied

29 November 2009, 17:08
Originally posted by Paddy View Post

Who was a member... or who has a member?

Both...!
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Paddy replied

29 November 2009, 17:04
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

I was blatantly looking, no peeping here! Intrigued as to who was a member is all...

Who was a member... or who has a member?
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MaryPoppins replied

29 November 2009, 16:56
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

Thay all are love. Fnarr, fnarr etc.
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Zippy replied

29 November 2009, 16:51
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

I was blatantly looking, no peeping here! Intrigued as to who was a member is all...

Thay all are love. Fnarr, fnarr etc.
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MaryPoppins replied

29 November 2009, 16:40
Originally posted by Paddy View Post

... and what was Ms Poppins doing peeking at a thread about willies?

I was blatantly looking, no peeping here! Intrigued as to who was a member is all...
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Paddy replied

29 November 2009, 16:35
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

... and what was Ms Poppins doing peeking at a thread about willies?
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EternalOptimist replied

29 November 2009, 15:43
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

she's a show-girl
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MaryPoppins replied

29 November 2009, 15:35
Originally posted by Lola View Post

Can I join? I have 1 cm clit.
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Paddy replied

29 November 2009, 11:51
Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post

It is? No wonder I've never found it. I'm such a f**kwit; I can't even find it on a map.

Edit: you idiot, DS, you're as bad as me. It's in SPAIN, FFS.

http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&so...45&z=5&iwloc=C

Route One: You start from the mountains in the north and work your way down. You then will either find the forest or a recently cut down forest. Carry on until you come across the crevice between two hills in the Labia Region. If you still can’t find it; ask for directions.

Route Two: Via the boot of Italy work you way up slowly. One you arrived at the Labia Region wonder around a bit until there is an earth quake. You should be very close.

PS: Don't trust Google Earth as it puts Labia in France!
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RichardCranium replied

29 November 2009, 10:20
Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post

Clitoris EO, apparently it's a place somewhere in Italy

It is? No wonder I've never found it. I'm such a f**kwit; I can't even find it on a map.

Edit: you idiot, DS, you're as bad as me. It's in SPAIN, FFS.

http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&so...45&z=5&iwloc=C

Last edited by RichardCranium; 29 November 2009, 10:22.
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