Originally posted by Lola
View Post
- Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
- Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!
Join the CUK small willy club
Collapse
X
-
-
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postyou have a what ? whats one of them ?ǝןqqıʍComment
-
Originally posted by DiscoStu View PostClitoris EO, apparently it's a place somewhere in Italy
Edit: you idiot, DS, you're as bad as me. It's in SPAIN, FFS.
http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&so...45&z=5&iwloc=CLast edited by RichardCranium; 29 November 2009, 10:22.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
-
Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostIt is? No wonder I've never found it. I'm such a f**kwit; I can't even find it on a map.
Edit: you idiot, DS, you're as bad as me. It's in SPAIN, FFS.
http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&so...45&z=5&iwloc=C
Route One: You start from the mountains in the north and work your way down. You then will either find the forest or a recently cut down forest. Carry on until you come across the crevice between two hills in the Labia Region. If you still can’t find it; ask for directions.
Route Two: Via the boot of Italy work you way up slowly. One you arrived at the Labia Region wonder around a bit until there is an earth quake. You should be very close.
PS: Don't trust Google Earth as it puts Labia in France!"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
-
Originally posted by Lola View PostCan I join? I have 1 cm clit.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
+5 Xeno Cool PointsComment
-
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post(\__/)
(>'.'<)
("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to WorkComment
-
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
-
Originally posted by Paddy View Post... and what was Ms Poppins doing peeking at a thread about willies?Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
+5 Xeno Cool PointsComment
-
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostI was blatantly looking, no peeping here! Intrigued as to who was a member is all...+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012Comment
-
Originally posted by Zippy View PostThay all are love. Fnarr, fnarr etc.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
+5 Xeno Cool PointsComment
- Home
- News & Features
- First Timers
- IR35 / S660 / BN66
- Employee Benefit Trusts
- Agency Workers Regulations
- MSC Legislation
- Limited Companies
- Dividends
- Umbrella Company
- VAT / Flat Rate VAT
- Job News & Guides
- Money News & Guides
- Guide to Contracts
- Successful Contracting
- Contracting Overseas
- Contractor Calculators
- MVL
- Contractor Expenses
Advertisers
Contractor Services
CUK News
- Secondary NI threshold sinking to £5,000: a limited company director’s explainer Dec 24 09:51
- Reeves sets Spring Statement 2025 for March 26th Dec 23 09:18
- Spot the hidden contractor Dec 20 10:43
- Accounting for Contractors Dec 19 15:30
- Chartered Accountants with MarchMutual Dec 19 15:05
- Chartered Accountants with March Mutual Dec 19 15:05
- Chartered Accountants Dec 19 15:05
- Unfairly barred from contracting? Petrofac just paid the price Dec 19 09:43
- An IR35 case law look back: contractor must-knows for 2025-26 Dec 18 09:30
- A contractor’s Autumn Budget financial review Dec 17 10:59
Comment