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    #21
    Originally posted by Lola View Post
    Can I join? I have 1 cm clit.
    you have a what ? whats one of them ?
    (\__/)
    (>'.'<)
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      #22
      Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
      you have a what ? whats one of them ?
      Clitoris EO, apparently it's a place somewhere in Italy
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        #23
        Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
        Clitoris EO, apparently it's a place somewhere in Italy
        It is? No wonder I've never found it. I'm such a f**kwit; I can't even find it on a map.


        Edit: you idiot, DS, you're as bad as me. It's in SPAIN, FFS.

        http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&so...45&z=5&iwloc=C
        Last edited by RichardCranium; 29 November 2009, 10:22.
        My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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          #24
          Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
          It is? No wonder I've never found it. I'm such a f**kwit; I can't even find it on a map.


          Edit: you idiot, DS, you're as bad as me. It's in SPAIN, FFS.

          http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&so...45&z=5&iwloc=C

          Route One: You start from the mountains in the north and work your way down. You then will either find the forest or a recently cut down forest. Carry on until you come across the crevice between two hills in the Labia Region. If you still can’t find it; ask for directions.

          Route Two: Via the boot of Italy work you way up slowly. One you arrived at the Labia Region wonder around a bit until there is an earth quake. You should be very close.

          PS: Don't trust Google Earth as it puts Labia in France!
          "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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            #25
            Originally posted by Lola View Post
            Can I join? I have 1 cm clit.
            Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
            +5 Xeno Cool Points

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              #26
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
              she's a show-girl
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                #27
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                ... and what was Ms Poppins doing peeking at a thread about willies?
                "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by Paddy View Post
                  ... and what was Ms Poppins doing peeking at a thread about willies?
                  I was blatantly looking, no peeping here! Intrigued as to who was a member is all...
                  Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                  +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                    I was blatantly looking, no peeping here! Intrigued as to who was a member is all...
                    Thay all are love. Fnarr, fnarr etc.
                    +50 Xeno Geek Points
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                      #30
                      Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                      Thay all are love. Fnarr, fnarr etc.
                      Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                      +5 Xeno Cool Points

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