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Is that one egg with two yolks, one egg fried twice, or two fried eggs?My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think. -
Call that late? Pah! Bloody colonials. Just 'cos you've got your own Assembly, you think it's OK for your trains to run on time.Originally posted by zeitghost View Post16:29 to London wasn't there at 16:25.
In fact didn't pull in until 16:35.
Signalling Problems.
Not in Llansamlet this time, but "in the Bristol area".
Proper trains, English trains, are typically an hour late, if they turn up at all.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Two fried eggs from our very own chickens.Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostIs that one egg with two yolks, one egg fried twice, or two fried eggs?Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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What is it about rocket-fuel lager?
I know I'm poisoning myself and I know I'll feel bad tomorrow.
But I feel bloody great right now while I'm getting pissed.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Can we look forward to another MIL rant later?
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Is there anybody ...My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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What's a MIL rant?Originally posted by Zippy View PostCan we look forward to another MIL rant later?
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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