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I've just enrolled as a Microsoft Partner to get the Action Pack. I'm not usually a MS basher but the whole partner site is a festering pile of tulip. By the time I finally got to the assessment I had 8 different IE windows open. It told me at the beginning that popup blockers could interfere with the site. I'm not bloody surprised they would interfere, the whole flipping site is made of popups
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I may know of a way for you to get on to the Microsoft BizSpark program if you're interested? It's essentially free MSDN Premium for 3 years.Originally posted by Bunk View Post
I've just enrolled as a Microsoft Partner to get the Action Pack. I'm not usually a MS basher but the whole partner site is a festering pile of tulip. By the time I finally got to the assessment I had 8 different IE windows open. It told me at the beginning that popup blockers could interfere with the site. I'm not bloody surprised they would interfere, the whole flipping site is made of popups
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Ooh, does it involve any effort? I'm not keen on that sort of thingOriginally posted by voodooflux View PostI may know of a way for you to get on to the Microsoft BizSpark program if you're interested? It's essentially free MSDN Premium for 3 years.
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Very little - I'll PM you the details...Originally posted by Bunk View PostOoh, does it involve any effort? I'm not keen on that sort of thing
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Ta. Was about pay the £199 for the AP.Originally posted by voodooflux View PostVery little - I'll PM you the details...Comment
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No worries, hope it works for you.Originally posted by Bunk View PostTa. Was about pay the £199 for the AP.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Dinner is going own my gullet.
As promised since yesterday, 5 fish fingers, oven chips, baked beans, home made bread & butter, yet another can of lager.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostEvening denizens
Home again
I'm famished, and I don't fancy cooking - looks like I'll be heading off to the Chinese again

Although I expect you've fed and been out boozing for a couple of hour by now.
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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