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That might be too much drivel for me to handle alone.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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I bet DS23 could handle it though.Originally posted by voodooflux View PostThat might be too much drivel for me to handle alone.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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My left mouse button seems to have developed a squeak.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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You eat friend egg butties in granary bread?Originally posted by DS23 View Postif it is soft fresh granary the butter needs to be soft too or it will rip the bread when attempting to spread.
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My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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I should probably try and take it apart to apply some WD40.Originally posted by voodooflux View PostMy left mouse button seems to have developed a squeak.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Maybe it's your finger squeaking.Originally posted by voodooflux View PostMy left mouse button seems to have developed a squeak.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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I hope notOriginally posted by RichardCranium View PostYou eat friend egg butties in granary bread?
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