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 You know me well. Too well!Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostI bet vodooflux ain't a half chips/half rice kinda guy:
 
 "Two sausage rolls and a chicken curry today please love."
 
 "D'you want chips or rice wiv that darlin'?"
 
 "Rice please, oh light of my belly."
 
 "Rice it is, my lover. Here you are."
 
 "And perhaps a portion of chips as well."
 
 "Oo, you are a one. Naan bread too?"
 
 "Well, if you insist, my sweet provider of sustenance."Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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 Very wise: that way madness lies... or chavery, which is worser.Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostI don't do daytime TV.  Comment
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 You're right, it should've been beer.Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostI was really thirsty, so I just quaffed 2 pints of water.
 
 Mistake. Big mistake.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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 Sand in the lubricating oil; it works wondersOriginally posted by RichardCranium View PostThe concrete mixer is running again.   Comment
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 Ta very much Zeity.Originally posted by zeitghost View PostBest of luck with that, old chap...Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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 General - an interesting experience!Originally posted by zeitghost View PostAre you having local or general? Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket? Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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 Originally posted by voodooflux View PostTa very much Zeity. 
 
 How'd it go?
 
 Did you stop for a donner kebab on the way back?Comment
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 Ta muchly FaQ. Long time no see, how's things?Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostWHS
 
  Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket? Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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 Yes it is, isn't it...Originally posted by voodooflux View PostGeneral - an interesting experience!  
 
 I can still remember waking up after my last one...
 
 Then the anaesthetist came along to tell me that he had trouble getting the breathing tube down my throat...
 
 I think I knew that already... <hoarse> <hoarse>Comment
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