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    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
    Don't do it - it's a cunning ploy from HMRC to catch you for IR35 as a disguised permie!
    Great minds...

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      Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
      Sand in the lubricating oil; it works wonders
      They've left all their stuff behind for the weekend. Concrete mixer, sand...

      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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        Originally posted by DS23 View Post
        wonder if i can make some inroads on the voodoo whilst he's under the knife...
        Very sporting of you!

        Originally posted by DS23 View Post
        i also wonder if they've sliced him up, pushed it back in and tied him back together yet.
        At the time you posted that I think they were mid-slice.
        Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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          Originally posted by DS23 View Post
          how will he react to the "you need to diet mr voodoo" from the doctors.
          In the same way I usually do: fingers in ears while shouting "la la la la la..."
          Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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            Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
            They've left all their stuff behind for the weekend. Concrete mixer, sand...

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              Originally posted by DaveB View Post
              They are probably still hacking their way through the blubber, working in shifts to avoid fatigue.
              muscle
              Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                I bet voodooflux is lying there, all groggy, in pain, with a mobile device on the bed with ":wave:" on the screen and his finger hovering over the "Submit Reply" button.
                If I'd been awake then I suspect the message might have been ":ouch:"
                Last edited by voodooflux; 28 August 2009, 16:21.
                Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                  Originally posted by DaveB View Post
                  The little bugger is probably lurking as we speak.
                  "No doctor, I don't want that general anaesthetic - I need to be awake for the millennium. What's that your doing down ther... <faints>"
                  Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post


                    They made him jump through a load of hoops for nothing.
                    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                    What, literally?

                    I would have enjoyed watching that
                    Hoops of fire?

                    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                    Give him a from us all
                    WHS, although only a gentle one from me as I'm a bit sore
                    Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                      Originally posted by DS23 View Post
                      two bags of food and and a special beef knuckle for the little fella. he's in the garden now licking it (the knuckle). happy chappy that he is. wouldn't even acknowledge me once he smelt it (the knuckle) and he's usually so happy to see me he wets himself.
                      For some reason I have the urge to substitute the word "moose" into that post.
                      Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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