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Turkey sandwich when I woke up, then a bowl of bolognese when I got home. And a cake. And a couple of biscuits.Originally posted by DS23 View Postgoats cheese flan and chips tonight. wonder what vdf is having?Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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it's not actually the clients official approved football fantasy league - just something that a few permies put together each year.Comment
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That's a bit painful at the momentOriginally posted by DS23 View Posta brown motion... nothing like a good brown motion.
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Bless you for that millennium message, much appreciatedOriginally posted by RichardCranium View PostGet well soon, voodooflux, get well soon.
My last ale before the op was a cracking bottle of Black Sheep. I hadn't had any since I'd slightly overdone it with that particular brew at the ClientCo Christmas bash.Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostI far prefer it on draught. On draught it is my favouritist ale.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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That'll be a two-pronged assault. Which reminds me of a movie I once saw...Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostIt appears they are now conducting their invasion from downstairs and well as upstairs.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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I'm quite partial to MAOAM sweets, although I've long suspected they contain some addictive substance.Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post"A dad last night blasted a sweet firm over fruity characters on wrappers who look like they are having sex. Haribo's MAOAM sour candy uses illustrations of lemons, limes and cherries. But Simon Simpkins was shocked at the "porno" poses when he bought the sweets for his kids Benjamin and Ofelia. Mr Simpkins of Pontefract, West Yorks, said: "The lemon and lime are locked in what appears to be a carnal encounter. The lime, who I assume to be the gentleman in this coupling, has a particularly lurid expression on his face. "I demanded to see the shop manager and, during a heated exchange, my wife became quite distressed and had to sit down in the car park." Haribo said the "fun" packaging was introduced in Germany in 2002. They added: "The jovial MAOAM man is very popular with fans, both young and old - The Sun."
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Tried Powershell?Originally posted by Bunk View PostYep, simple things like typing 'ls' instead of 'dir' all the time, but also more useful things like 'grep' and piping commands into each other.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Purring along nicely. Although there's a smell of dog food in here...Originally posted by DS23 View Posthi vdf
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If I ever appear to post something sensible, then you'll know that I've handed over the reigns of my CUK account to them.Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostI'm a bit surprised junior vdfs weren't trained to post for him.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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