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I'm quite partial to Morrisons Tiger Bread.Originally posted by zeitghost View PostBump.
I've just had a Morrisons' Tiger Bread bap.
Without so much Tiger in it...
It was practically tigerless as it transpired.
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She will reply. Possibly via her solicitor to file harrassment charges.Originally posted by zeitghost View PostI'm disappointed.
The Lustee has not deigned to reply to any of the 327 witty emails that I sent her while she was gadding about.
Humph.
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But you hope she isOriginally posted by zeitghost View PostI'm sure she's not that sort of woman...
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Statement does not compute. Possible error at 'avoiding lunch'.Originally posted by NickFitz View PostI've reverted to my frequent habit of avoiding lunch these days.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostTop Tip: do not assume it is safe to fart when you've been drinking cider. I had to put the washing machine on last night.
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I take it you still haven't heard anything?Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostTHat sounds familiar.
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Indeed it isOriginally posted by NickFitz View Post...it's nice when things come together
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Had my pre-op assessment for my hernia today - got the green light to be hacked at with a scalpel next week.
Woohoo.Last edited by voodooflux; 19 August 2009, 12:57.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Utter silence.Originally posted by voodooflux View PostI take it you still haven't heard anything?
The missus said earlier: "Have you worked out why you got wrecked last night?"
"Umm, no."
"Nothing to do with that interview, by any chance?"
"Suppose it might be."
"You haven't got the gig, have you?"
"No. But admitting that is another matter."
That's why I'm now back on the bench trawling through the ads again...My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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