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You know me well. Too well!Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostI bet vodooflux ain't a half chips/half rice kinda guy:
"Two sausage rolls and a chicken curry today please love."
"D'you want chips or rice wiv that darlin'?"
"Rice please, oh light of my belly."
"Rice it is, my lover. Here you are."
"And perhaps a portion of chips as well."
"Oo, you are a one. Naan bread too?"
"Well, if you insist, my sweet provider of sustenance."Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Very wise: that way madness lies... or chavery, which is worser.Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostI don't do daytime TV.
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You're right, it should've been beer.Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostI was really thirsty, so I just quaffed 2 pints of water.
Mistake. Big mistake.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Sand in the lubricating oil; it works wondersOriginally posted by RichardCranium View PostThe concrete mixer is running again.
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Ta very much Zeity.Originally posted by zeitghost View PostBest of luck with that, old chap...Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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General - an interesting experience!Originally posted by zeitghost View PostAre you having local or general?
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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostTa very much Zeity.
How'd it go?
Did you stop for a donner kebab on the way back?Comment
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Ta muchly FaQ. Long time no see, how's things?Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostWHS
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Yes it is, isn't it...Originally posted by voodooflux View PostGeneral - an interesting experience!

I can still remember waking up after my last one...
Then the anaesthetist came along to tell me that he had trouble getting the breathing tube down my throat...
I think I knew that already...
<hoarse>
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