test please delete

[zeitghost]

and i have joined the clientco football fantasy league thing. i know diddly squat about how it works but it seems like a good thing to do in a bond with the client kind of way.

Are you mad?

Wot about IR35?

[voodooflux]

I bet vodooflux ain't a half chips/half rice kinda guy:

"Two sausage rolls and a chicken curry today please love."

"D'you want chips or rice wiv that darlin'?"

"Rice please, oh light of my belly."

"Rice it is, my lover. Here you are."

"And perhaps a portion of chips as well."

"Oo, you are a one. Naan bread too?"

"Well, if you insist, my sweet provider of sustenance."

You know me well. Too well!

[zeitghost]

I don't do daytime TV.

Very wise: that way madness lies... or chavery, which is worser.

[voodooflux]

I was really thirsty, so I just quaffed 2 pints of water.

Mistake. Big mistake.

You're right, it should've been beer.

[zeitghost]

The concrete mixer is running again.

Sand in the lubricating oil; it works wonders

[voodooflux]

Best of luck with that, old chap...

Ta very much Zeity.

[voodooflux]

Are you having local or general?

General - an interesting experience!

[zeitghost]

Ta very much Zeity.

How'd it go?

Did you stop for a donner kebab on the way back?

[voodooflux]

WHS

Ta muchly FaQ. Long time no see, how's things?

[zeitghost]

General - an interesting experience!

Yes it is, isn't it...

I can still remember waking up after my last one...

Then the anaesthetist came along to tell me that he had trouble getting the breathing tube down my throat...

I think I knew that already... <hoarse>