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[NickFitz]

The pub had its electricity back tonight

Busy too. No wonder the council are having it torn down. A popular community amenity, thriving business, never needs the attention of the Police - why, with places like that around, they won't need central government funding for "community initiatives"

[voodooflux]

Morning

[voodooflux]

Afternoon

Football's back

Oh yes

Enjoyed the West Brom game last night, despite only getting a draw. Some of the new talent in the side looks very promising.

[RichardCranium]

voodooflux,

What that you in Morrison's in the Sex and Drugs and Sausage ROlls t-shirt about an hour ago?

[voodooflux]

voodooflux,

What that you in Morrison's in the Sex and Drugs and Sausage ROlls t-shirt about an hour ago?

Was I in the beer section? Alas I don't own such a t-shirt (yet).

[RichardCranium]

Was I in the beer section? Alas I don't own such a t-shirt (yet).

Not the beer section, no. Browsing the hot pies-to-go.

[voodooflux]

Not the beer section, no. Browsing the hot pies-to-go.

I am familiar with that particular section.

[RichardCranium]

I am familiar with that particular section.

Well you see that bloke buying all the pies? That's you, that is.

[voodooflux]

Well you see that bloke buying all the pies? That's you, that is.

I hate to see unsold pies, all lonely and neglected.

A pie is for breakfast, not just for dinner.

[RichardCranium]

I hate to see unsold pies, all lonely and neglected.

A pie is for breakfast, not just for dinner.

Ah. Too obscure on my part.

I was anticipating

"Well you know that .....," - "I am aware of her" - "That's you're girlfriend."

So which I was going to respond: "Well you know that fat dinner lady, the one with the fag in her mouth. That's your mum, that is."

and so on, in the style of David Baddiel and that other geezer.



I'll go back to being rude to people in General...