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    The pub had its electricity back tonight

    Busy too. No wonder the council are having it torn down. A popular community amenity, thriving business, never needs the attention of the Police - why, with places like that around, they won't need central government funding for "community initiatives"

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      Morning
      Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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        Originally posted by Bunk View Post
        Afternoon

        Football's back
        Oh yes

        Enjoyed the West Brom game last night, despite only getting a draw. Some of the new talent in the side looks very promising.
        Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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          voodooflux,

          What that you in Morrison's in the Sex and Drugs and Sausage ROlls t-shirt about an hour ago?
          My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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            Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
            voodooflux,

            What that you in Morrison's in the Sex and Drugs and Sausage ROlls t-shirt about an hour ago?
            Was I in the beer section? Alas I don't own such a t-shirt (yet).
            Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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              Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
              Was I in the beer section? Alas I don't own such a t-shirt (yet).
              Not the beer section, no. Browsing the hot pies-to-go.
              My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                Not the beer section, no. Browsing the hot pies-to-go.
                I am familiar with that particular section.
                Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                  Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                  I am familiar with that particular section.
                  Well you see that bloke buying all the pies? That's you, that is.
                  My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                    Well you see that bloke buying all the pies? That's you, that is.
                    I hate to see unsold pies, all lonely and neglected.

                    A pie is for breakfast, not just for dinner.
                    Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                      Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                      I hate to see unsold pies, all lonely and neglected.

                      A pie is for breakfast, not just for dinner.
                      Ah. Too obscure on my part.

                      I was anticipating

                      "Well you know that .....," - "I am aware of her" - "That's you're girlfriend."

                      So which I was going to respond: "Well you know that fat dinner lady, the one with the fag in her mouth. That's your mum, that is."

                      and so on, in the style of David Baddiel and that other geezer.



                      I'll go back to being rude to people in General...
                      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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