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    Originally posted by DS23 View Post
    effluent out the bomb bay and onto nazi germany.... the fritzers complained to the nice convention folks at geneva who had a quiet word in the shell like of mr churchill who passed a note to mr harris and bomber command told the boy's to cease and desist and just hold it in. as it were.

    or something like that.
    Is that why he was called Bomber Harris?
    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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      Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
      Certainly not, Sir.

      Your drivel is renowned as of the highest quality and is sought out by connoisseurs of the genre.
      too kind your lordship. too kind. may your bowels blow with abundance.

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        Good news.

        My belly is starting to hurt with that "beginning to deflate again" feeling.

        The internal organs are probably getting some of their old colour back.
        Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

        Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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          Originally posted by DS23 View Post
          may your bowels blow with abundance.
          There's no worries on that front. They're making my balls dance, never mind my buns.
          Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

          Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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            i had an option to stick at 1023 but gut (sorry) swept away with the euphoria.

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              Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
              Good news.

              My belly is starting to hurt with that "beginning to deflate again" feeling.

              The internal organs are probably getting some of their old colour back.
              you need brandy is what you need.

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                Ooh, that's better.

                A trumpet voluntary so robust it gave me a stiff neck from sitting up straight.

                But I can sag in my chair at last.
                Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                  i've found a glorious dropped tuning for my guitar.

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                    the dog is out trying to catch rodents.

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                      Originally posted by DS23 View Post
                      i had an option to stick at 1023 but gut (sorry) swept away with the euphoria.
                      euphonium
                      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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