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[NickFitz]

Nice and early, compared to the previous gig, I believe, yes?

Indeed - a considerable improvement

[BrowneIssue]

Kebab mixed platter for starters.

That is sooo scrummy.

It is a sheek kebab (NB NF, spelling different again!), sheesh kebab, chicken tikka and ... a onion bhaji. It comes with salad (yeah, whatever) and custard.

[BrowneIssue]

Then I'm having the restaurant's own House Special Tandoori.

Chicken tandoori. That's nice.

But with fried onions. Mmm. Gorgeous.

But with cream. Dee-ee-ee-lish, as Giles Wemmbley-Hogg would say.

And with pineapple. Feel that crunch. Feel your tastebuds just ooze.

And with potatoes. Lovely soft pieces of roast potato, in the sauce.

It's a mouth orgasm extravaganza in a tin foil dish.

With their special egg fried rice: beautifully fluffy basmati rice; more fried onion; sweet petit pois; soft, warm sultanas; savoury frieg eggy bits.

[BrowneIssue]

And it is boneless, lean chicken.

Pure white breast meat.

Warm, soft and perfectly cooked.

[BrowneIssue]

A rich sauce, exotic, warming and satisfying.

[BrowneIssue]

Want to know why there are so many people on the Indian sub-continent?



It's because of the great sex brought on by the food.

[BrowneIssue]

Why do people outsource to India?

Answer. (SFW)

[NickFitz]

Then I'm having the restaurant's own House Special Tandoori.

Chicken tandoori. That's nice.

But with fried onions. Mmm. Gorgeous.

But with cream. Dee-ee-ee-lish, as Giles Wemmbley-Hogg would say.

And with pineapple. Feel that crunch. Feel your tastebuds just ooze.

And with potatoes. Lovely soft pieces of roast potato, in the sauce.

It's a mouth orgasm extravaganza in a tin foil dish.

With their special egg fried rice: beautifully fluffy basmati rice; more fried onion; sweet petit pois; soft, warm sultanas; savoury frieg eggy bits.

[BrowneIssue]

Ooh, my full belly.

[BrowneIssue]

It was a scrummy curry but it was big and took some eating.

But I won.

Which one is the bloated smiley?