test please delete

[BrowneIssue]

a home made enema.

i tried that once. never again.

A lardy colleague of the salad-dodging variety phoned a health spa (she was female) (after a fashion) one lunchtime to book herself in for a session.

Open plan office, about 15 of us in there.

"feet blah blah nails blah blah. Oh yes and your colonic irrigation special, please. I thoroughly enjoyed that last time, felt wonderful afterwards, ha, ha! Yes please. That's the one. No, I'll try the larger one this time. Yes. I'm sure I'm ready for it now. And the er, extras, too, you know. That's them. Thank you."


At least 8 packed lunches went in the bin.

[DS23]

I see.

Granny can't sleep ---> kill the football.

well we did kick the ball into his garden.

[BrowneIssue]

egg and guinness? hmmm. not in it but i could do it on the side.

Would it float?

Sink?

Bob up and down?

Get stained blackish?

I feel the need for A Properly Conducted Scientific Experiment.

When's that next CUK booze up?

[DS23]

A lardy colleague of the salad-dodging variety phoned a health spa (she was female) (after a fashion) one lunchtime to book herself in for a session.

Open plan office, about 15 of us in there.....And the er, extras, too, you know. That's them. Thank you."


At least 8 packed lunches went in the bin.

lol. lord help me i'm a wondering what the extras might have been.

[BrowneIssue]

From www.helium.com :

Pickled eggs are preserved boiled and peeled eggs and also the best accompaniment to a pint of Guinness or real ale.

Whoever wrote that is an evil bugger.

Helium.com ? hydrogen sulphide.com is more like it.





By God, Buddha, Thor and Gandalf, that one ripped fire through my ring.

[DS23]

Would it float?

Sink?

Bob up and down?

Get stained blackish?

I feel the need for A Properly Conducted Scientific Experiment.

When's that next CUK booze up?

sinkers, floaters or botha's! our favourite bath-time game! now appearing at a cuk meeting near you.

[BrowneIssue]

well we did kick the ball into his garden.

What outrageous, awful, anarchists you must have been to kick a ball into someone's garden.


Anyway, how are you? Post-Guinness-&-cheap-scotched?

[BrowneIssue]

lol. lord help me i'm a wondering what the extras might have been.

Well, I expect I could find the phone number for you...

[DS23]

and it was the wee hours of the morning.

[BrowneIssue]

lol. lord help me i'm a wondering what the extras might have been.

I just tried a Google search for

"colonic irrigation" extras

I shouldn't have bothered.

Mind you, my large intestine has suddenly settled down for some reason.